Butt bandit caught!

Articles: http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/article.html?Butt_Bandit_jailed_for_one_bum_imprint_too_many&in_article_id=437924&in_page_id=2
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http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/article.html?Butt_Bandit_terrorises_town&in_article_id=306495&in_page_id=2

In Valentine, Nebraska a man named Thomas Larvie, 35, has been arrested. He leaves his butt imprints on various car windows, businesses windows, school and church windows, eight times, that they know of. I’m not going into detail but he smears lotion and sometimes KY jelly on his you know were and presses up against the windows. Sometimes he has reportedly made not just butt implants everywhere, but for that extra special touch, he’ll do genital implants too. Store owners, church workers and school janitors of coarse wash this off, and that must suck. Some found it funny but when Larvie started doing it to churches, people got all crazy and that’s when police staked it out. When they caught him he was convicted of eight misdemeanor counts of public indecency and one of disturbing the peace. Of coarse this man deserves punishment, but in my opinion the punishment given was not fair. Larvie was sentenced to thirteen months in jail! That’s more than a whole year! It was a stupid gag, and it was funny. If he did that to my house or church or something, I would be pissed, yet it is really funny. Plus I think the town needed this, I mean how much do they have going on in Nebraska? I think a fine would be fair, not jail. Jail time just takes up space and money for Larvie to be in when real criminals need to be in there.
Come on people! It was kinda funny! Its just a butt we all have one, let him out of jail!!!